UPS? More like You Pee… Freely… or something…

unexplainableDear UPS,

The next time a package comes to me from UPS that isn’t handed directly to me with no additional charges or trouble, I’m refusing shipment.

You attempt delivery, I ask you to hold it so I can pick it up.  You attempt again, I angrily ask you to hold it, as I plan to pick it up the next day.  I go to pick it up, OH LOOK IT’S OUT ON THE FUCKING TRUCK!

And you have the tenacity audacity to charge me $40 for the privilege.

Your service sucks.

Fuck you,

Graham

EDIT: Just to note, this is just the latest time I have been screwed around with by UPS.  I have yet to have a good experience with them.

8 Comments

Christine  on January 13th, 2009

Classy title dear… :p

On another note… to everyone else, yes I’m still alive, I’ll post something soon. As in tomorrow I hope.

Sandrinnad  on January 14th, 2009

(I think you mean temerity and/or audacity rather than tenacity)

and what is it with couriers?! I’ve had problems with almost every one – they wait until the gate is closed before leaving a ‘we couldn’t deliver’ note. If the gate is open they don’t deliver, they just don’t leave a note. Drives me batty.

Graham  on January 14th, 2009

audacity. Yeah, that’s what I said. :whistle:

Rauthik  on January 15th, 2009

You are not alone. I too have had nothing but terrible service from UPS. In my latest misadventure they said they would deliver between 7:30 am and 8:30 pm. Luckily I was home that day, however they claimed they tried to deliver my package at 11:36 am. Oddly there was no slip left on my door, which is probably because the guy never came. I was even standing outside by the front door (with the dog.. not standing around like a lunatic) from 10:30-ish to almost 1pm. Never even saw a UPS truck drive down my street. I’m with you, they suck.

Graham  on January 15th, 2009

Update!

I just picked it up yesterday, it was opened up at customs, and a piece is missing.

Now I have to deal with them even more to figure out what happened.

Argh. At least they removed most of the $40 charge after I bitched at them.

lookintomyeyes  on January 15th, 2009

Yeah, never order from UPS or even FedEx, they love to hit you with a $40 fee for filling out the customs paperwork. Better to ship it to a border warehouse for pickup and do the paperwork yourself. Or just ship it USPS. It may take a little bit longer, but not by much, and then CanadaPost fills out the paperwork for you for free!

lookintomyeyes  on February 2nd, 2009

K, I’m tired of staring at the UPS rant…can we have a new post? PLEASE??? You can write about my mage-hand thingee exploding bombs… :P

Graham  on February 2nd, 2009

Yeah, yeah. I have three posts I want to write. I just need to find the time to do so.

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